" quarter after "

 [ "quarter after one" ]

1: A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?" 

 [ "Quarter after dick" ]

1: Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick

  * e.g.,  ... it is currently quarter after dick so 6:15 

 [ "Quarter After Six" ]

1: A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:1 This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table. 

 [ "quarter after beer" ]

1: Used to say it's time to drink.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"